Friday, April 1, 2016

Sometimes Foodie is going 100% healthy and 100% veggie!

That's right! Time to cut out all the junk food and start fresh. Super fresh! We're talking kale smoothies, no more processed sugars, chia seeds on everything, and starting every day with an acai bowl! Rather than eat all this junk food I have stock piled away, I'm just going to...
I'm so bad at April Fools jokes. This is my first real attempt and I feel soooo uncomfortable lying like this, even if it's just for giggles. I highly doubt I tricked any of you, but I hope my super awkwardness and foodie graphics at least brought a smile to your face!

I love veggies, and I lean towards a naturally vegetarian diet (with the occasional bacon cheese burger tossed in there somewhere) but I do not have the strength and dedication to go fully veggie, let alone vegan, and we all know I love my sugary 100% natural and sugar free is completely out of the question. A new, normal, review will be posted in a few hours. I hope you're all able to have some fun today and come up with better pranks than I did.


  1. I was going to say it's a bit ironic you made such a bold statement literally right after reviewing banana twinkies, so I figured it may be an April Fools joke, and let me just say, am I relieved more than anything that it was! I like your reviews too much I don't think I could have supported that decision, you almost got me really good though! ;)

  2. I figured it was going to be a hard sell after I fell in love with banana Twinkies. lol No worries, I'm writing up another junk food post as I type this! :)